It may have taken Robin two hours in the freezing cold (*ahem* no pants *ahem*) to carve out that bat symbol, but it was worth it to see that smug son of a bitch fall on his big fat ass like some B-list amautur. Anything in that utility belt for hypothermia you caped knucklehead?

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WTF, Batman & Robin? The Joker literally has enough bad luck to get himself killed 100 different kinds of ways, some serious “Final Destination” shit, and you can’t wipe those ridiculous smirks off your face and be serious for one second?

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We all knew poor Johnny had gone Section 8 when he started telling us Batman and Robin were in his foxhole.

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Is that kid’s legal guardian seriosuly giving him the thumbs up as he goes hands-free on the most dangerous vehichle ever created? His feet can’t even touch the pedals at the same time!

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“Robin open your damn eyes and behold my awesome victory at Bat-chess!”

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“Batman help! This bucking bronco is crushing my ill-guarded nutsack!”

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There’s nothing Batman loves more than mowing down his enemies with a….German MG08?!? Oh No!!

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